The Boyfriend!: We could dress up as our dogs for Halloween.
Me: Like I'll be Luna and you'll be Red?
The Boyfriend!: Exactly. I'll spend the whole night begging for food and licking my ass.
Me: And I'll constantly follow you, jumping up and biting your neck.
The Boyfriend!: You'll also have to start barking at random things. And chasing non-existent mice.
Me: And I'll attack other people....who are dressed as dogs.